February 2013
1 post
Disney creates a romantic animated short about... →
January 2013
3 posts
More lawyer humor
Lawyer: So, the reporter is going to mark this as Exhibit 13.
(Deposition Exhibit 13 marked for identification.)
Witness: Oh, boy. Where do you find this stuff?
Deposition Humor
Q: So, the way this works, just so we're not speaking over each other, is your attorney can make objections to my questions, but you can still answer unless your attorney instructs you not to answer the question.
A: Well, why don't you phrase the question in a way that he won't object.
October 2012
1 post
“It’s all the little things that make a great marriage.”
– Pastor
August 2012
2 posts
“Ultimately, the desire for a deeper human connection always wins out, for both...”
– Hannah Rosin in “Boys on the Side”
“I will find myself driving the rental car through the French countryside,...”
– Interview with the wife of an Investment Banker
July 2012
1 post
April 2012
1 post
March 2012
4 posts
Peter: Did you know it takes you 10,000 hours to become a master in something?
Me: ... you mean in Sims?
February 2012
3 posts
January 2012
5 posts
How the Way He Kisses You Says More than You Know →
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
4 posts
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.”
– Confucius
“It’s intimacy, the intimacy of reading and touching the world. It’s the...”
– Leslie Van Every, 41
“Knowing linux in cs is like knowing excel in business.”
– Jake Stothard
How Facebook is enriching the college experience...
asiu:
October 2011
4 posts
“Don’t make decisions when you’re angry and don’t make promises when you’re...”
Men and Women →
For half these things, I seem to think like a guy… lol
September 2011
4 posts
“2. Taking a long time to get back to you. This is common, but it’s still...”
– 8 Danger Signs When You’re Job Searching
“If you look at Facebook’s history, obviously they are not afraid of making...”
– Sean Corcoran, an analyst with Forrester Research
Anniversary at Mastro's
Waitress: So how many years are we celebrating?
Peter: Almost 2 and a half.
August 2011
1 post
Deposition 2
Q: Have you ever worked as a cook?
A: I worked at Taco Bell.
Attorney: That's not a cook.
July 2011
1 post
Deposition
Q: {quotes excerpt from expert's report}
A: Yes, I agree with you.
Q: You agree with yourself. That was what you wrote in your expert report.
A: Oh, yes. Yes, it is.
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
5 posts
“Reading comp is a box of chocolates.”
– Matt Riley
“Sometimes a question can hurt more than an answer.”
– Along for the Ride by Sarah Dessen
“You deserve the world.”
– Out of Luck by nkltt210
“Love is easy. Trust is hard.”
– Cupid’s Psyche
March 2011
3 posts
Restrooms
Dad: The women's restroom is a lot bigger than the men's.
Me: And you know that how?
Dad: I was just in there.
“All the world’s nemeses are people who have been hurt.”
– Gil Ra Im from Secret Garden
“This is more difficult than all the RT returns I have in my room.
HERB...”
– Jade Lai
February 2011
2 posts
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”
– Unknown 